Here is my favorite joke: Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin turned to the other muffin and said, "Man, it's getting hot in here". The other muffin said "Ah! A talking muffin!"
A man walked into a restaurant and the waiter asked him what he wanted to eat. The man, who had laryngitis and could only whisper asked "what flavors of ice cream do you have?" The waiter wondered why the man was whispering and to be polite decided to whisper the answer back, "chocolate, vanilla and strawberry". The man wondered why the waiter was whispering and asked, "do you have laryngitis too?" The waiter replied, "no, only chocolate vanilla and strawberry."
the winner is... (drumroll please.) me! just kidding it's... mom!!! and the jokes were pretty good good job to all of you. and all the ones that want to write on here check your email. if you do not see anything tell me. and for those who have been become a athour go ahead and write away. bye!
What is green and shiny and has wheels?
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ReplyDeleteHere is my favorite joke:
ReplyDeleteTwo muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin turned to the other muffin and said, "Man, it's getting hot in here". The other muffin said "Ah! A talking muffin!"
Grass!
ReplyDeleteI lied about the wheels. :D Tee-hee!
A man walked into a restaurant and the waiter asked him what he wanted to eat. The man, who had laryngitis and could only whisper asked "what flavors of ice cream do you have?" The waiter wondered why the man was whispering and to be polite decided to whisper the answer back, "chocolate, vanilla and strawberry". The man wondered why the waiter was whispering and asked, "do you have laryngitis too?" The waiter replied, "no, only chocolate vanilla and strawberry."
ReplyDeletethe winner is... (drumroll please.) me! just kidding it's... mom!!! and the jokes were pretty good good job to all of you. and all the ones that want to write on here check your email. if you do not see anything tell me. and for those who have been become a athour go ahead and write away. bye!
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